Skof the Bearded Witcher was a legendary monster hunter who refused to carry a sword and fought only with a broom and a long stick. Raised by three grumpy chickens and an honest goat, he grew a full beard overnight after drinking a potion he thought was soup. He was paid only in coffee beans and bread, and he was last seen running across a frozen lake shouting "I am late!" Some say he is still running today.
I once edited Wikipedia years ago, then vanished like a witcher with no contracts. Recently someone whispered the secrets of Wikipedia to me over coffee, and now I'm back, broom in hand, ready to sweep...
